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"Piranha 3DD", Cinema, [2012] [Movie Review]

Piranha 3DD [2012]

How the hell can a shitty b-movie be this great? It is without a shadow of doubt the funniest "death by fish" movie I have ever seen. Piranha (1978) tried to be kinda serious while the sequel The Spawning (1981) took the piss on it all in a great way. Piranha 3D (2010) was a reboot of the 1978 movie with tons of added fun and the coolest über violent death by fish gore ever.

Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.

This new Piranha 3DD (2012) is a total b-movie. The special effects suck ass and it looks rather cheap. But the actors are beyond hilarious unleashing top class one-liners without end including none other than Sir Hasselhoff himself in the wildest self-parody ever seen.

You ginger little moron!

This movie has it's fair share of silicone tits and stupid clichés, but that's exactly the point. It never takes itself or anything else too seriously. I have never laughed this much at what I expected to be a traditional "gore" movie. If only they had used a lot more money and created some top class gore galore too. Well, maybe they can combine the humor of this movie with the outstanding bloodbath in Piranha 3D in "Piranha 333DDD"?

Rating: 4

Movie Title: Piranha 3DD

Director: John Gulager

This Release: 2012

Movie Genre: Horror

RunTime: 83

Actor: David Hasselhoff

Movie Format: Cinema

Content Type: Movie Review

Language: EN

Updated: 2012-11-18 13:30

Created: 2012-11-18 12:55

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