Several people had said that this movie was quite alright, and well worth the ticket price. Those same people should be ripped apart by an evil Indominus Rex dinosaur, one limb at a time. This is a horribly bad movie. All the main characters are awfully written and the actors don't exactly try to improve this. The dialogue is so lame and cheesy that it made me laugh out loud and talk to myself sitting there alone in the cinema on a Saturday morning. I almost couldn't believe my eyes seeing how bad this movie is.
Bryce Dallas Howard is playing a character named Claire who is just as annoying as her haircut looks like shit. She is the daily leader of the Dinosaur Park and she is also the aunt of two boys who come to visit the park. The little twat of those two, should have been used as an afternoon snack for the park's sea monster, because he really tried hard to be as annoying as his aunt. Chris Pratt as Owen is mostly a badass cliché and the other clichés, the illogical events, all the bullshit piled on top of other bullshit, it just goes on forever and ever.
The only thing that helps you get thru two long hours is the dinosaurs that are even more genetically modified than ever before. The dinosaurs try hard to do just as many irrational things as the humans and it's totally unbelievable most of it, but at least some of the action sequences are entertaining and the CGI looks alright.
Don't believe it, if anybody tells you, that this is almost as good as the original movie or that it is a modern version of the same. It is plain awful, and I can't give you any good reason to watch this awful shit movie. If you absolutely must, then wait and buy it real cheap later or borrow it somewhere.
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Movie Title: Jurassic World (2D)
Director: Colin Trevorrow
This Release: 2015
Movie Genre: Action
RunTime: 124
Actors: Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt
Movie Format: Cinema
Content Type: Movie Review
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Updated: 2015-07-11 14:30
Created: 2015-07-11 14:22
