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KP says: Machete   Rating: Rating: 5/6   
Updated: 2010-12-09 21:48:21    Type:  movie review     English  View Comment Details   
This movie really wants to be a b-movie and it succeeds incredibly well. It is hilarious and it has great ultra violence with many sharp things and heavy weaponry and it has very sexy girls, including: Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay does a good job both at acting and being nude, while the other two keep their clothes on for most of the time.

The rest of the cast include: Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin and Don Johnson, but especially our mexican hero Danny Trejo does a great job as Machete Cortez. They surely picked the wrong mexican dude to fuck with!

The movie is filled with very funny one-liners and even if it tries to have a story as well and has some political views on the Mexico-US border problems, it is very easy to decide to ignore it all and just laugh at all the madness going on.

I was being well entertained, that's for sure and I can't wait to see parts 2 and 3: "Machete Kills" and "Machete Kills Again". Lol.

Directors: Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez

Total Running time: 1h45
 
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